Jim Carrey vs. Fox News

Jim Carrey and Fox News are in a feud that started with his Cold Dead Hand skit that was posted on Funny or Die six days ago.

The skit was inspired by the famous 1970s show "Hee Haw" where Carrey imitates Charlton Heston, the former President of the National Rifle Association and a country singer. The skit criticized the opponents of gun control.

Greg Gutfield, Fox News Host, said on The Five on Friday, March 29: "I guess Jimmy thought he couldn't lose a debate to a deam man... That's what's really funny- he did and now Charlton Heston has a brighter future in films than Jim Carrey." 

In a formal statement released by his publicist, The Incredible Burt Wonderstone actor called Fox News "Fux News" and a colostomy bag. "Fux news... a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue."

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Beiber Who?

 Selena Gomez, now ex-girlfriend of Justin Beiber, seems to be doing just fine without him. She told E! recently that she was doing really good. "I'm good. I'm really good. I've been recording, having fun with my girlfriends, having a good time. I'm having a lot of fun expressing everything that I'm feeling."

She made an appearance on "Chelsea Lately" where she spoke openly about her without Beiber. Chelsea Handler asked her if she was enjoying being single and Gomez replied, "Yes I really am." Handler encouraged Gomez to enjoy it, adding on that she had a lot of men ahead of her.

Earlier last week, the Spring Breaker's star also made an appearance on "The Late Show with David Letterman." Her and Letterman both made jokes about making Beiber cry.

"The last time he was on, he and I got into a conversation and he said something, then I said something and I made him cry," Letterman said. Gomez added on saying, "Well then, that makes two of us."

Gomez has been busy lately.  She just recently put out a new single, "Come & Get It." This is the first single from her studio album, due out this summer.


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Who's The Daddy?

Michael Girgenti

Kim isn't the only Kardashian with problems. Michael Girgenti, an LA based model, is claiming that he is the father of Mason, not Scott. Girgenti worked with Kardashian on a 944 magazine shoot in 2008. He told inTouch Magazine that they fooled around in March 2009, which may have resulted in the birth of Mason nine months later in December. Allegedly, she told him her and Scott Disick were on a break.

 "We were fooling around on the couch for a little while before I took her to the bedroom." He goes on to say that they headed to his room where he slipped her clothes off and they fell into bed. Girgenti also says that after Mason was born and he saw the photos, he began to wonder if he was the father.

However, the claims may not be true. According to Hollywood Life, a source close to the situation denies that the claim is even true. "It's not true... This story came out last year and of course inTouch is recycling it." The mother of two admits to working with the model, but her lawyer says the rest is fiction.

"Since the August 20, 2008, on-set photo shoot, Kourtney never spoke with him, saw him nor met him again. Kourtney has never been alone with him, and Kourtney certainly has never physically/intimately been with Mr. Girgenti.

The model is now demanding a DNA test. "I would definitely want to acknowledge Mason if he's my kid. He deserves to know his real father."


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Miley and Liam Back On?

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have had a rough time the past couple of weeks, but it seems that they have been reunited. There were rumors that Hemsworth cheated on Cyrus with a certain actress from Mad Men and that Cyrus' partying became too much for Hemsworth. While Hemswortth took a family break in Australia, Cyrus was seen without her engagement ring on two occasions.

Not all is lost. After coming back to the states from Australia, paparazzi photographed the Hunger Games Actor outside of his fiance's house yesterday, March 24. According to a friend, they'll work things out: "Miley and Liam are talking. But he needed a beat."


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Snooki and Vinny Lend A Hand With Hurricane Sandy Relief Efforts

During MTV's Alternative Spring Break, Vinny Guadagnino and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi teamed up with New York Giants player Justing Tuck to help out with the Sandy relief efforts. They joined fifty college students on March 21 to help rebuild a house in Staten Island.

This isn't the first time the cast has helped out. Back in Nov. 2012, the crew hosted Restore the Shore to encourage people to contribute to the rebuilding of Seaside Heights.

According to Vinny, Seaside Heights has become his second home. He offers his support and prayers: "Over the last few years it feels like Seaside Heights has become my second home. My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who was affected by this disaster in seaside and all across the northeast. I'm here to support in any way I can." 

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Lil Wayne: More Than Good

Lil Wayne was released from Cedar Sinai Hospital this past Monday, March 18, after collapsing on the set of Nicki Minaj's video shoot for her new single "High School." He is continuing his recovery at home.

Although he was just recently discharged, Lil Wayne isn't taking a break. The rapper sent in a video to TMZ on Wednesday in which he assured his fans that he was more than good.

"I want to say thank you to y'all for y'all prayers and concerns, I swear to Gold I felt that love when I was laid up in that motherf**king hospital bed. But I want all y'all to know that I'm good, a ni--ga more than good."

In the video, joined by rapper and friend T.I., he began promoting his album and the America's Most Wanted Tour. His album, I Am Not A Humban Being II, comes out March 26 and the tour will start this summer on July 5. Rappers T.I. and Future will be apart of the tour. 

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Beyonce Says BOW DOWN

Beyonce recently posted her new song "Bow Down" on Tumblr this past Sunday, March 17. This is her first single since her last album "Four" was released in 2011.  The use of profanity such as the b-word and s**t has had mixed reactions from her fans. In the song, she repeatedly uses the b-word. "I'm so crown. Bow bow down b*****s."

She starts off the song saying, "I know when you were little girls, you dreamt of being in my world. Don't forget it, don't forget it. Respect that. Bow down b*****s." Is she referring to her fans or her haters? She seems to be addressing her haters when she talks about her marriage with husband Jay-Z. "I took some time to live my life, but don't think that I'm just his little wife. Don't get it twisted."

Beyonce's fans aren't used to hearing her say things like this and according to the tweet that R&B singer, Keyshia Cole, sent on Monday, it may be sending the wrong message: "First Women need to Stick together- now b--es better Bow. Smh." 


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LiLo's Late Arrival

Lindsay Lohan has been accused of lying to the cops after she crashed her Porsche in June last year. She had to be in court in the morning on March 18 at 8:30 am, but showed up 48 minutes late due to her plane being diverted. She was flying in from New York and was due to land at Van Nuys airport, but at the last minute the plane was diverted to LAX. She arrived at the court house at 9:18am.Upon arrival, a bystander threw yellow powder on her outfit. 

Lilo won't spend a day behind bars. She has to spend 3 months in a rehab facility and will not be able to leave it. She also has to undergo 18 months of  psychotherapy and has to do 30 days of community service. After admitting to breaking her probation in a previous jewelry theft case, she avoided going to jail for 180 days by agreeing to obey all laws.

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Kim Kardashian's Divorce Heats Up

Kris Humphries, Kardashian’s ex, has found evidence that supports his claim that their marriage was a fraud. The evidence shows that Kardashian faked tears and  Russell Jay, the producer of the show "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," stated in a deposition that some of the scenes in the show were staged and that others had been shot AFTER they had filed for divorce. 

Oneof the scenes that were staged was Humphries' proposal to her. According to Jay's deposition, Kardashian was embarrassed by her reaction and asked if it could be reshot. Jay also stated Kardashian used a tear-stick to help her cry on the show. 

Kardashian will have to defend herself when she and Humphries go to court on May 6.

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Tamar Braxton is Pregnant

The reality star announced her pregnancy on an appearance with her sister's on ABCs "Good Morning America.” She told the show’s anchor, Lara Spencer, "I have a love on top! I am pregnant! I feel great and greedy at the same time. This is the most I've eaten ever..." She didn't announce the due date, but teased that it was coming much sooner than later. 

(from left) Lara Spencer, Toni, Trina, Tracy, Towanda, Tamar and mom, Evelyn

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